I love food but I don't eat pickles. Sometimes I talk in riddles.
I listen to love songs like a typical asian eats rice.
And I'm not a typical asian.
Hello sunshine. :)
—Benjamin Franklin (via ciggeret)
Someday I wish to reach this level of smartassery
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
it only takes 2 ingredients to make a baby
doES THAT NOT BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE AT LEAST THERE SHOULD BE SOME FLOUR OR SOMETHING
yeah some self raising flour so we don’t have to deal with the little shits
The Pallas´s Cat, also called Manul, is a small wildcat living in the grasslands and steppe of central asia.
It is named after the german naturalist Peter Simon Pallas, who first described the species in 1776.
That is the most expressive and gelatinous cat I have ever seen.
look at this absurd screaming loofah