I love food but I don't eat pickles. Sometimes I talk in riddles.
I listen to love songs like a typical asian eats rice.
And I'm not a typical asian.
Hello sunshine. :)
Now hang on a fucking second
ready to skeleton roleplay? I slowly take off my skin to reveal my creaky bones. my large pelvic bone is sexy to you. my teeth chatter. you hand me my top hat and I begin tap dancing. where is my cane
i remove two of my ribs and begin to furiously play your ribcage like a xylophone. “You like that?” I ask as I play my haunting melody
get the fries stop the cries
—John Irving, A Prayer for Owen Meany (via simply-quotes)
trying to sing both parts in a disney song like
A WHOLE NEW WORLdon’t you dare close your eyes
A HUNDRED THOUShold your breath it gets better
I’M LIKE A SHOOTING STAR, I’VE COME SO FAR, I CAN’T GO BACK TO WHEREa whole new wooorrlllEVERY TURN A SURPRIwith new horizonEVERY MOMENT GETS BETTER
—Unknown (via thinklikeapinup)